wînasakâtihp kî-itwêw kiyâpic nikotwâsik-ayamihêwi-kîsikâw ta-pipon. mâcika kâ-kî-mowak
ᐑᓇᓴᑳᑎᐦᑊ ᑮ ᐃᑘᐤ ᑭᔮᐱᐨ ᓂᑯᑤᓯᑲᔭᒥᐦᐁᐏ ᑮᓯᑳᐤ ᑕ ᐱᐳᐣ᙮ ᒫᒋᑲ ᑳ ᑮ ᒧᐘᐠ᙮
The groundhog said six more weeks of winter. So I ate him.
(I confess. Both the idea and the image are stolen from the deep depths of the internet, but it still made me laugh.
Thanks for help to Sol, and to Dorothy Thunder.)